– What? What is it? What do you want, dog?
– Stop staring at me.
– No, I’m not getting up. I just shifted a little. Don’t get all excited.
– Stop breathing on me.
– Really? Showing me your belly again? Have some dignity, canine.
– What’s that smell?
– Stop following me.
– Why the hell are you barking now??
– You just..how did….GAH!