Things Cat People Say When Dog-Sitting

Yes, very cute. Now stay! For like an hour or two.

Yes, very cute. Now stay! For like an hour or two.

– What? What is it? What do you want, dog?

– Stop staring at me.

– No, I’m not getting up. I just shifted a little. Don’t get all excited.

– Stop breathing on me.

– Really? Showing me your belly again? Have some dignity, canine.

– What’s that smell?

– Stop following me.

– Why the hell are you barking now??

– You just..how did….GAH!

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